chiriitan:

Hit me with a stick and throw me in a river

thatidomagirl:

therobotmonster:

baelor:

It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny. about 2.6-2.8 g  per cubic cm vs 3 g per cubic cm. 

So, getting hit with a baseball sized chunk of lava is like getting it with a slightly smaller baseball sized chunk of rock. If that rock was somewhere between 1,300 and 2,000 degrees fahrenheit.

Jesu

fartgallery:

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there

bullysquadess:

“nice” homophobes are still homophobes. religious homophobes are still homophobes. homophobes who swear up and down they aren’t homophobes but dont “condone the lgbt lifestyle” are still homophobes

its 2018, no more excuses. you either support us 100% or you dont at all.

official-andy-warhol:

kitsunetrickster:

official-andy-warhol:

official-andy-warhol:

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

Dingo

Also Dingo

danger shiba inu

black–lavend3r:

mamoru:

black–lavend3r:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like “I’ll shred your shoes” or “I’ll fill the lobby with sand”

it’s all fun and games until you forget to filter yourself and are now known in the office for threatening to steal people’s teeth

sorry, you what?

i work for a game developer so we have playtests and i was on voice chat with my team and this one dude made an absolutely goddamn atrocious pun so i told him “im going to steal your teeth” and it turns out people remember when you say things like that out loud