iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

wizardtwins:

poor person: i cant afford things that are regular and daily costs, such as food, and gas

rich person: OH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE TIME PURCHASE YOU MADE AFTER YOU GOT YOUR TAXES BACK WHERE YOU GOT 50 DOLLAR SHOES IN MAY 2004????????

poor person: ???? do you understand how money works or do you just pretend everything you say is a profound gotcha moment without considering maybe you’re not wise or knowledgeable in the slightest when it comes to poverty

caduceusangels:

If you’re a young kid and find out you’re bisexual, I just want to tell you this: There is nothing wrong with you. The way mainstream media portrays your identity is wrong, and it’s not your fault that people (especially straight people) see people like you, like us, in a negative light. Being bisexual isn’t shameful, and you don’t deserve to be people’s punchline or some messed up fantasy. This is who you are and don’t let anyone in the world take that away from you. This is you, and you’re going to be okay.