recklessravager:

gjarper:

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

goalsmami:

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

funsexydragonball:

Every woman should strive to have Bulma’s self-esteem.

tariqah:

marxoids:

I think that there are women

Feminist icon

thegaymerist:

“how’s your summer?”

ugh

gen-zee:

mood

tenderlesbian:

also the argument that gay people shouldn’t be making out at pride because there are children at pride???? HELLO??? do these people realize homophobes have been policing our sexuality for decades and decades because we should “think about the children”???? y’all aren’t even trying to disguise your homophobia anymore