charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

ladysparklefists:

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she

stated

firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

officialfifthcolumn:

im-just-sofie:

todaviia:

officialfifthcolumn:

do you idiots really think not wearing a kippa (or a hijab) is “neutral” how far up your own european ass do you have to be. i’m tired of this nonsense trend, y’all are reactionaries who don’t like people to be visibly non-christian around you, you know full well these policies favor christians who are not obligated to any special attire of that nature. so KEEP IT.

Nah these kind of rules usually have special exceptions for traditionally Christian garments, for example in some German states, wearing a veil was forbidden for Muslim female school teachers, but perfectly acceptable for teachers who happened to be Christian nuns.

Even here in Belgium this is the case, it’s completely okay to wear necklaces, bracelets with any christian symbol on them but in most of our High School’s wearing a hijab is not allowed. And I thought freedom of religion was in our constitution.

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