househunting:

👏🏻Talking 👏🏻about 👏🏻butchering 👏🏻historic 👏🏻homes 👏🏻and 👏🏻renovating 👏🏻the 👏🏻interesting 👏🏻features 👏🏻out 👏🏻of 👏🏻them 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 turn 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 into 👏🏻 McKenzie 👏🏻 from 👏🏻 Pilates’ 👏🏻 McMansion 👏🏻 gets 👏🏻 you 👏🏻blocked 👏🏻

hellokittyismyspiritanimal:

coolscar:

youngvenuz:

coolscar:

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

tenseii:

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

sunclean:

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

thehappy-landfill:

motorboat-yo-buttcheeks:

anna-hates-meanies:

jiosephfan63:

anna-hates-meanies:

Since it’s pride month here’s a not so gentle reminder that pedos aren’t LGBT+!!!

now get outta our community, bitch!

Pedos belong in hell

Pedophiles do not belong in jain CHILD MOLESTERS do.

those are synonyms