sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

lil-lit-bit:

cryingexercises:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right!

Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

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Listen.

miyajimosachi:

ninacosmica:

thatpettyblackgirl:

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing – and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Vidor’s school district was at the job fair I went to. Thanks to tumblr, I knew to avoid them. 

And if you know of any other city or towns to absolutely not stop in please add them to the list.

gotouda:

gotouda:

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was

pomosexualpride:

Friendly lgbtqia reminder 🏳️‍🌈

  • Whether your orientation was coined yesterday
  • Whether your orientation is a rare one used
  • Whether your orientation is uncommon within the lgbt community
  • Whether you can’t decide what your orientation is
  • Whether you have trouble grasping the idea of “sexual attraction” but still try to find your sexual identity in regards to your orientation
  • Whether your orientation pride flag colors aren’t commonly found in pride images people make (putting flag colors on animals or flowers for example)

You’re still rad as hell in the LGBTQIA commnunity. Every word was “new” at some point in history 😊