literallyliterarynerds:

captain-price-official:

captainsnoop:

you can draw the princesses from mario with normal human proportions all you want and it doesnt look weird but the moment you try to make mario or luigi look more “normal” it suddenly becomes grotesque and really hard to look at

it’s-a me

oh my god

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

• it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

oldbury:

everyone: i fucking hate tumblr and i can’t wait for this hellsite to finally die

tumblr: glitches

everyone:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns