derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

thewickedavatar:

dancegavindance:

thewickedavatar:

Hey, I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there


Hey, I’m your life
I’m the one who cares

They, they betray
I’m your only true friend now
They, they’ll betray
I’m forever there

I’m your dream, make you real


I’m your eyes when you must steal


I’m your pain when you can’t feel


Sad but true


I’m your dream, mind astray


I’m your eyes while you’re away


I’m your pain while you repay


You know it’s sad but true


Sad but true

I kept waiting for this post to end and it just.. didn’t