greek mythology dating sim

thoodleoo:

• bad ending usually ends up with you getting turned into a tree or some shit
• romancing zeus permanently locks you out of the hera good ending route
• and most of the other good ending routes bc hera will probably try to get you murdered during those too
• don’t romance zeus
• don’t interact with any animals either because they’re probably zeus
• make sure you interact with the horse though because otherwise you can’t get poseidon good ending
• be careful about initiating dates with too many goddesses at once lest you end up with a 10 year war on your hands
• romancing artemis not recommended if you don’t want to end up turned into a deer and eaten by your own dogs
• no matter who you romance, it inevitably ends up being zeus in disguise