My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
Freshman who wants to make popcorn:
Senior who just wants to sleep:
Freshman orientation should include Popcorn-making 101.
^ That is a wonderful idea but all the times someone microwaving popcorn has set off our building’s fire alarm, it’s been the professors who were doing it.
