some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
I need him in my life
i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form
this is the new meme for February, y’all
famous vines in text form
Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
DU DU DU-
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!
No, this is a crayo-
I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
911, what’s your emergency?
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe
Barbecue sauce on my titties
STAHP
I COULD’VA DROPPED MY
Croissant
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
Calling people daddy is gross
Stop kink shaming me
Kink shaming IS my kink
HHA-AHH
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!!
NO!
Why does he have a knife?ah, you can’t sit with us 🙂
actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have
Hemorrhoids
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you
and i brought you myrrh
thank you
myrrh-DER
hhhhJUDAS. NO-
I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.
Poseidon quivers before him!
…
fuck off!
I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I WON’T HESITATE
BITCH
*pew*
And they were roommates!
Omg, they were roommates
WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T
FUCKING
LOVE YOU
two bros
Chilling in a
Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY
*huff*
*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*
AdUHM
when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something
Dear person reading this,
You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
“I love my body” does NOT have to mean “I love how my body looks”. It can mean:
-I will give my body what it needs
-I appreciate how hard my body works
-I will feed and hydrate my body
-my body feels good
If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch
Found the charger too
And now we wait
Oh honey
HOLY FUCK
GUYS LOOK
HOLY FUCK
when history speaks from the realm of lost items
momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination
FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!
OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!
