down-with-capitalism:

avvocarlo:

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

masked-mayhem:

depression: who would ever love you?

me:

slytherinvalues:

me in a nutshell

ghostslostinwhatever:

memehumor:

Damn hackers

They’re all of pigeons

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

How the Houses react to people fighting

hufflepuffins:

Gryffindor:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

snakegay:

hate to make this deep but acting like kink is ‘nonsexual’ is like majorly bad and is actually used by predators to interact w/ minors and shit, gets people uncomfortable with sex into unsafe environment, and on a less deep level its fucking stupid. you have a fetish get over it

chazley-dotson:

I’m still laughing.

whyyoustabbedme:

Plus the packaging is made from recycled material so they’re actually helping to make the world a better place.

jadedflower888:

catbountry:

timefortigers:

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

There I painted it.