me when my straight girl friends show me pictures of their ugly boyfriends expecting me as a gay woman to somehow validate their bad tastes
me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p
hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs
dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera
With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?
no more questions
Our beautiful son.
had a very remarkable conversation with my cat today
Street Smarts!
Now you’ve thrown him off his rhythm!
street + smarts = strearts.
Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
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I ron’t rike that
my physics teacher loves april fools day
i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
this is beautiful
Media outlets, looking for clicks: “Science said something controversial!”
Millennials who watch educational videos on youtube for fun: “Is the sample size significant?”
Media outlets:
Anythinggoes12 