The 11:59 pm deadline ain’t no joke in college.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

floorwildcat:

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

eswilew:

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

sweetiesugarbird:

thebeakincarnate:

The only appropriate use of this song

Me watching this video

To all binary trans & non-binary folks born in Ontario

dsudis:

asynca:

Ontario is temporarily waiving the fee for changing your sex indicator on your birth certificate. There are other fees associated with ordering a copy of it, but go forth and change your flag, folks!

Temporarily = through April 2019, so this one will stay good for a bit!

jheselbraum:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

officialleoneabbacchio:

punlich:

officialleoneabbacchio:

things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter

-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into

-turn into a horse

today’s gender is gimme you facking money!!!!

just-shower-thoughts:

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

yewberryeater:

hetaliagirl15:

yewberryeater:

jaylarkson:

yewberryeater:

pixie sticks but theyre filled with dirt

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

not from people with jacksepticeye profile pictures

okay but he got roasted

they sure did, “hetaliagirl15”

ruinedchildhood:

What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅