So I need y’all to understand, it’s not just the treadmill, life with this cat is all yelling all day.
That’s a familiar and I am INFINITELY JEALOUS
SHE I SINGING YOU FOOLS. LET HER SING YOU HER SONGS
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
I sexually identify as a fucking waste of time
Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
Insomnia: You Are Awake.
Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.
Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
pride is a no terfs allowed event. y’all don’t respect trans women, don’t go to an event they created.
my pet: *does anything*
me:
Working, boss
im jesus
judas no
DONT TALK TO ME UNLESS YOU ROCKIN THESE
i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result






