thiscatisonfire:

My family is concerned because I hardly laugh at a comedy show with good jokes but this image brings me to tears clutching my stomach from laughing I’m concerned too

Holy fuck did this blow up

hey guys remember to drink plenty of water today or else 🙂

Do you have a fetish for men or something

desolation5row:

ccakey:

these are actually the two strongest gifs known to man and are also the only ones youre allowed to use on this website without being a fucking geek

ramenuzumaki:

so cute 😻😹(x)

omelettedufromage-24601:

I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese friend and then she asked me “Do you have royal people in France?” and I replied without thinking “Huh no, we killed them.”

legallynonbinary:

flootzavut:

ikariyuiofficial:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

otsitsyataka:

gahdamnpunk:

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

This is heartbreaking 💔

his name is Matthew Charles

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

This is awful.

MN

kyleehenke:

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

niintendo:

eddiesghost:

heterophobia is not cute…

i hate the straights and i am so fucking sexy

theotherrulerofallpotatos:

oylmpians:

oylmpians:

yeah hey @ Persephone can you pls stop messing with your boy toy and come back I need spring

i love the tags on this because there’s only two responses:

1. “leave her alone, she waited all year to get dicked down”

2. “draG HER SIS. WE NEED TO ESCAPE THIS SNOWY HELL”

Okay but it’s not Persephone doing this. Let’s all start putting the blame where it belongs. Demeter, your daughter is a grown woman. Get your shit together.