geiszlernewts:

reeveskeanu:

beach-bummer-jellyfish:

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

thats Jeff goldblum

powerfrog:

powerfrog:

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

sailorbrazil:

good night bloggers *slaps ur ass* (mutuals only)

carbkingg:

ramen-no-jutsu:

yamatoesies:

thenextkage:

back to school shopping for a backpack

don’t forget your pencils!!

and your lunch

and your asswhoopen nerd 

raider5:

Me internally: “Ok you got this don’t act weird you’re cool take a deep breath keep calm you can do this come on”

Me externally:

in-a-garden-astonished:

yutoube:

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

gaygothur:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

johnedmulaney:

half-ace:

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

finally finished it and I’m gonna hang it on my door so people know what’s up