armoredsoftie:

ironmess:

Reporter: We are live in front of the Avengers Compound. Word is that Captain America is training on the building! We hope to see a peak of this heroic man’s life !

Steve, opening the window, naked and fliping the bird: FUCK YOU TRUMP

talkshow host, weeks after the incident: so steve, you’ve been very vocal about your inconformity with the current head of government

steve, staring straight to the camera: yeah i want to stick my leg up trump’s ass until i tear him in half

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can’t build his wall

negativeblue:

redandpointy:

theopenscroll:

scullyseviltwin:

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

If you donate they’ll send you presents

#teamCondor

Their FAQ though

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I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.

We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can’t build his wall

staff:

tailormoblee:

This Day in History: Juneteenth is the oldest known celebration commemorating the ending of slavery in the United Sates. Dating back to 1865, it was on June 19th that the Union soldiers landed at Galveston, Texas with news that the war had ended and that the enslaved were now free two and a half years after President Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation.

Happy Juneteenth, Tumblr 🖤