Date a Girl that

Likes to talk to tomatoes

A squash can make her smile

Likes to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle

I’ve been rewatching classic VeggieTales.

if you (Anne Hathaway) were ever single and you (Anne Hathaway) happened to be looking for someone to kiss you (Anne Hathaway) just know that I am always down to love you (Anne Hathaway) and cherish you (Anne Hathaway) unconditionally

ivannakoltaire:

You asked for this @therealjacksepticeye

Also this took me like 5 hours and I have like no experience with editing ~~can you tell~~

stilesinatrenchcoat:

My thoughts on Kanye and men like him summed up by the Finkster

allocore:

kingboosillusion:

me-gay-nium:

*sips tea* unaligned nbs are allowed to be unaligned without having to look androgynous

sydneykrukowski:

rasec-wizzlbang:

agoodcartoon:

fuck yeah

how you gonna draw a neo nazi getting beat up and try and paint the people beating him up as the bad guys

i love that he just drew a plus sign instead of a swastika. like oh no this isn’t a nazi this is a, uh. Bazi

africanaquarian:

capacity:

Anyways….. last night I dreamt Beyoncé was cast as black canary in the birds of prey movie and I can’t stop having the image of her in this outfit taking down a warehouse of unfortunate goons

omg and we already know this hoe can scream. I need it now

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you’re alright!

adamtots:

loudkittyunknown:

adamtots:

who the fuck cares

So…I almost unfollowed you because of this comment. I didn’t because I like your work…but…I kinda think you might be the kind of person that hates others and can’t accept any feedback. I haven’t unfollowed cause I hope I’m wrong.

who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 cares

clexa-pick-up-lines:

gracewileysmith:

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral