factsinallcaps:

factsinallcaps:

MARK HAMILL PLAYED TWO ROLES IN “STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI.” THE FIRST IS LUKE SKYWALKER. THE SECOND IS A TINY DRUNK ALIEN WHO MISTAKES BB8 FOR A SLOT MACHINE

JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY WHO RESPONDED TO THIS BY SAYING “ACTUALLY IT WAS THREE, YOU FORGOT BIGGER LUKE.”

nudityandnerdery:

slyspeaker:

nudityandnerdery:

Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:

But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:

Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.

Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.

I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.

thegodsaregay:

talking about lgbt issues in class just stresses me out cause it’s always like let’s talk about the gays,tell me what you think about them because there is zero possibility that there are gays in this class because we are all straight and so heterosexual no homo bro yeah let’s make the non existent gays in this class feel incredibly uncomfortable by talking about them like they’re not fucking here and show how ignorant we are while praising ourselves for being the perfect allies™