Anythinggoes12

“I want an Easta egg. I want an Easta egg, I want an Eas…”

“Ohh NOOOOoooooo” (Stiff arms child into darkness)

unicornkin:

I just saw a post on a twitter that was like “hey 18-19 year olds you guys should become friends with 12-14 year olds because they’re a lot of fun and make such good listeners”

And I’m just…….

Child grooming is so normalized that nobody raises any fucking flags to people urging adults to hang out with kids because they’re “honest” and “good listeners” which is downright depressing.

I honestly feel like a lot of people just assume child groomers are just. Big 30 year old fandom moms or greasy anti sjws when they can just be someone who just simply comes off as friendly and approachable but has hoards of children within their friend space

@omgalittlebitofeverything

peterquillsuggestion:

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

terriamon:

aquagrunt:

thx:

aquagrunt:

Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

yes?

why is my cars check engine light on

“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”

snakegay:

straight persons like “aahhh look how cute he is ;w;” and ist like the ugliest man alive you jsut have to go

golfgalaxy:

yassmines:

golfgalaxy:

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

gayleafcrime:

gayleafcrime:

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

looselylesbian:

tilthat:

TIL Leonard Cohen struggled for years writing the song ‘Hallelujah’, and had to pare down around 80 verses to get his original recorded version. In one writing session he was reduced to sitting in his underwear, bashing his head on the floor.

via reddit.com

the baffled king composing hallelujah

femmepeaxh:

femmepeaxh:

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

tygermama:

scarletjedi:

shelb-o-baggins:

toomanylokifeels:

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down