it’s okay, you made a mistake. peach and daisy are straight. their love interests are mario and luigi respectively. you can fuck up and I forgive you

skarchomp:

you know, after receiving message after message of people telling me to kill myself because they would rather believe two women are cousins based on literally zero actual evidence than believe they’re gay, it’s weirdly refreshing to get some good old fashioned, garden variety homophobia again

anyway, eat my gay shorts you asshole

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Things straight people like (as learned from HGTV)

burnaday:

  • Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping
  • Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.
  • Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.
  • Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?
  • Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you. 
  • Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.
  • Guest Rooms: In case a friend stays the night.

voidfort:

voidfort:

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised. 

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’