Do “non-contact” pedos kno that theres forms of child abuse that are literally called non-contact abuse
I mean. Some of these defo apply to pedos on here
Yep they must know! Pedos are very manipulative and people supporting their “harmless” community is just strengthening their innocent facade. An open pedophile is almost always an offending pedophile.
the man that told me I should feel bad for pedophiles bc they’re sick/they can’t help it actually did a lot of this stuff to me so ya!!!! and guess what!! he did end up hurting me! physically! no contact is fucking bullshit!!!!!! DONT FALL FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANYBODY TELLS U THAT PEDOPHILES ARENT BAD FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma’am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”
Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”
Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”
Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
God: “Have you asked your moms already?”
OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT
Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine
FUCKING YES
I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.
Anythinggoes12 