before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

“You’re not supposed to like the villains”

tami-taylors-hair:

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once?

But like is anyone gonna tell her?

seavapor:

idlu:

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

Spell out the first letter of each emoji:

cooltoy101:

thatpettyblackgirl:

🎣 ☂️ 🚗 🔑 🌳🚀☂️ 🏅✈️

Same here bitch

nervous-wreckage:

Me, currently

acetheticallynice:

“For a few seconds there I had to check my pulse.”

marxferatu:

me and my mutuals

just-shower-thoughts:

Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it