youbestnotmiss:

telperion-queer:

ohnoagremlin:

queeranarchism:

I love these examples.

‘Having an argument you lose’, YES.

Actual resistant doesn’t always look cool, it’s about whatever achieves results.

in other words, you know your instinct to flip fucking shit like an entitled asshole as a way of reestablishing a sense of control? and how usually you contain it bc causing a bunch of bullshit for no reason isn’t cool?

lose your fucking mind if it means stopping ICE

TURN ON YOUR BITCHY ENTITLED WHITE LADY CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICE DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER

Totally just imagined soccer mom Sharon with her Kate + 8 haircut demanding to speak to their manager.

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

kawaii-map-hater:

a reminder

💖all child porn is bad💖

🌈consuming any child porn makes you an offender🌈

🌼drawn or simulated child porn is still child porn and is therefore bad🌼

🎀you aren’t non offending or anti contact if you knowingly engage in sexual conversation with minors🎀

🍭you shouldn’t be celebrating your attraction to children on a website full of minors🍭

🌟seek professional help, not validation on the internet🌟

blad-the-inhaler:

ladystud:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mrswinterbarnes:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

iplemons:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

You a mom now

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

UPDATE

SHES BACK

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

Call this one Susan

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

featherywingss:

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch