here’s the thing

sunlighttostarshine:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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liavonstiltskin:

this-name-has-been-changed:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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pokeslytherinandy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o’pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer.

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff stops me

still doin it

answer me you heathens

answer me

answer me you cowards

answer the question

Have they answered u yet

no i’m furious

answer the question

Perseverance is my only virtue

cowards

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman answer my prayers you negligent absent god

every single person on here? cowardly bitches.

face your mortality. choose your requiem.

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

We should all do this and cred op

RISE MY SPAMMING MINIONS, GO FORTH AND ASK IN MY NAME

@durdenesque is a god on this earth. having ventured off this hellsite and into the swamps of twitter, she returns triumphant:

more news! @vamp-priest reached out to Gavin Grimm and has brought us an extraordinary piece of knowledge

@vamp-priest, another hero among us. Take inspiration from this. Go forth and swarm my pretties!

cast of Gotham answered!

holy crap we got another

KEEP SWARMING MY MINIONS! BOMB THEIR INBOXES

the story ends well I’m happy

tarot-course:

batcemetery:

demibastard:

tarot-course:

as white gays we gotta learn to shut the fuck up when gays of color are speaking

as white gays we also gotta learn to listen to gays of colour when we or someone else is being called out for racism

as white gays we also gotta learn to not rely on gays of color to point out racism bc we’re not their responsibility

good additions

brendanthesalty:

insomniac-arrest:

mlmcottagecore:

mlmcottagecore:

yeehaw!

i watched the video and y’all should know, the cowboy gets the homophobe on the ground and very loudly says “no way, you ain’t doin that shit motherfucker” in the most agressive and protective tone ive ever heard

that was someone’s patronus

Here is the full video.

flowerinaflame:

fuckyesdisabledmuties:

Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

fh-horoscopes:

Tag yourself

the-one-true-nugget:

bryguy142:

just-shower-thoughts:

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it

iammyfather:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

TBH we all are.

94% of Americans are ONE major emergency from total bankruptcy.

ryanbell1152:

healthydiscourse:

people who flaunt their “gayness” or “trans identity” like its some kind of god given gift genuinely scare me

bro you’re gonna freak the fuck out when i tell you about pride parades

rururinchan:

cry-is-trash13:

pocmemes:

vinebox:

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

That is now literally my favourite baptism story ever LMAOOOOOOOO