ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
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The Signs As Vine Quotes
Aries: “What up, I’m Jared I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read”
Taurus: “Hi welcome to Chili’s”
Gemini: “I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH”
Cancer: “Ah, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
Leo: “What the FUCK is up Kyle”
Virgo: “Look at all these chickens”
Libra: “CHRIS IS THAT A WEED”
Scorpio: “Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH”
Sagittarius: “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets”
Capricorn: “You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”
Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!”
Pisces: “Suh dude”
what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign
me thinkin abt my mutuals who i never talk to but still appreciate anyways
Shout out to people on this site whose first language isn’t English but still run their blogs in English!
>be me
>about 13 years old
>basically naivete incarnate still
>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net
>have an account and a few stories posted so far
>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away
>get a comment one day
>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story
>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan
>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS
>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons
>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off
>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request
>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world
>lemons are sex scenes
>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story
>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person
>whoops
This was about 13 years ago ago. I’m glad y’all are enjoying my dumbass, early teen self lol
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