therealraewest:

Hey do y’all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

pussysoupforthesoul:

isashi-nigami:

bunjywunjy:

keatulie:

scottish wildcats look as if a witch w/ glasses turned themselves into a cat

McGonagall

That’s literally her description in the book

bob-belcher:

what a toothbrush would do if it came alive

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

space-turtle-woes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting 

Extra shoutout to the people going through puberty twice cause the first time wasn’t the right way

respect

simon-says-nothing:

lemme tell you, when you start passing and trying out this scary ass world you gotta prepare- so here’s a list of stuff to watch out for

• don’t look at the urinal with profound bewilderment (trust me, it’s an URGE)
• when a man nods at you while takin a thicc piss, nod back. idk why, it’s secret cis code
• man says ‘how’s it goin?’ don’t hesitate, put on your best Straight Male™ voice and say ‘it’s goin.’
• usually this will be garnered with a gruff laugh, don’t smile or they will smell your humanity!! wash your hands and go bud.
• don’t act like you ain’t meant to be there, you’re prolly more of a man than any of those fuckers so stand tall and stand proud
• if someone glances at you weird, rather than thinking ‘shit im not passing’ realize that it’s probably just that you were so handsome that you just gave a guy his awakening!! congrats!!!
• don’t back down. you both reaching to get that piece of paper towel first? be fast. be bold. crush your enemies.
• a group of swanky men come in laughing? avoid.
• business men? avoid.
• friendly men? approach with caution.
• nervous boy™? congrats you’ve found your kin!!! bless!!!
• above all, don’t be too scared. it is horrifying at first but i promise you you are looking super manly today!! strut into that bathroom!! those losers that say dumb shit?? break their faces with a mirror!!
• you got this!! you are valid my lovely masc-identifying humans!!

potarafusions:

dogs and cats are…….. both good……

sophrosynic:

pochowek:

(sees communist revolution out my window) (brushing teeth furiously for 10 minutes straight because i know thats the last time when im gonna use my own personal toothbrush)

*me banging furiously on the door* MARX SAID ITS MY TURN TO USE THE TOOTHBRUSH