onlyblackgirl:

dankmemeuniversity:

Either way it’s his fault. God told Adam to watch that shit. Adam just stood there being a fuckboy watching while it go down and blamed eve for giving him the fruit that he freely ate and knew was forbidden.

trapcard:

it’s funny that tumblr only started caring about banning pedophiles after their money was getting threatened. like they’ve had the means this entire time but literally did not care despite their consumer base complaining about it for literal years

noc10:

when you see A Post on your dash and you dont want to get Into It™

sakuratheanti:

REJOICE

sapropel:

your-homophobia-is-showing:

livepoultry-freshkilled:

pussysoupforthesoul:

@ gay men come here u little shits

@lesbians come here u staples of the community

@bisexuals get over here u lovely peeps

@trans ppl join us in rapturous solidarity and be filled with eternal light

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today