char-eevee-discourse:

janglingargot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

vorbits:

vorbits:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.

#and this is why the ‘but they looked 18/21’ excuse is such utter bullcrap#you check#you ALWAYS check#and you NEVER get to use a young person’s appearance to justify your own inappropriate behavior

reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.

#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe  #no matter how old they are

When I was sixteen, my family visited Hawaii, and I had a cute new swimsuit. I was a pretty busty teen, with the vocabulary of an AP English student, and while I was out swimming, a couple of college guys started flirting with me. Nothing gross, just pleasantly casual hey-you-look-great-how-are-you-enjoying-the-beach stuff.

After a minute or two of this, one of them asked if I was there with friends, and I said no, I was with my family. “Wow, you still travel with your family?” one exclaimed. “That’s cool…”

“Well, I am sixteen,” sez me.

Reader, they blanched. They flustered, they apologized, they assured me that they’d thought I was also in college, they wished me a good vacation and they bounced. All within about a minute of realizing they’d been chatting up a minor.

I was mildly mortified at the time, but now? I look back and think, Ah, what good men. What good young men.

This. This is what good adults look like.

theshitneyspears:

soloveitchik:

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

doodlingbookworm:

kayrowhitesyrup:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

fallingstars5683:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

Not to get controversial or anything but can we stop with making fun of women being abused by their husbands and playing it off as ‘straight culture’

I lost 10 followers for saying we shouldnt make fun of domestic abuse victims.

can we also please stop making fun of men being abused by their wives thanks

Good addition

Can we also stop acting that domestic abuse is just a “straight” thing?

It’s literally teaching our baby gays that any same sex relationship their going into is safe and they don’t need to be worried about being abused and controlled.

Another good addition

fvlani:

princessstevens:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

“niggers.”

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

CAN MY NIGGA O’MALLEY GET A FEW FOLLOWS?

THIS ENTIRE POST WAS HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE!

I’m sorry but, ‘zeta apple yeehaw pie’ took me out.

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

i-am-a-fish:

I wasn’t gonna post it but I don’t got a choice anymore man, I’m at a loss for ideas, the company’s going under, I’m desperately trying to stay relevant in these changing times and appeal to these youths, fucking just

thebootydiaries:

when ur favourite character dies out of nowhere