Do you think that drye is daddy?

elliebean-draws:

Okay.

If you’re talking about it in the “joking, playful, I’m not serious in any way” context, then yes.

If you’re talking about it in the creepy “step on me daddy please!!~~~” way, then hell the fuck no.

passionpeachy:

badpostop-bot:

passionpeachy:

bot-dad:

passionpeachy:

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

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Beep-boop!

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

Bad post OP.

Bad^Post^OP^bot

why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

turntechgeneticist:

lydiallama:

tfw being gay affects all of ur life decisions down to ice cream choices

this is still one of the most relateable comics ive EVER seen about being gay

gahdamnpunk:

They are trying to ruin his character so hard like how dare Lebron help Black kids get a decent education and go to college for free…🙄🙄

cafeblossoms:

Someone wanna go with me on a long train ride through France and Italy and stop at little cafés and eat at corner restaurants and spend our nights drinking on the balcony of our hotel room?

gahdamnpunk:

But women discrimination is a myth right??