gunsandfireandshit:

slavery:

My girl hit me with that STRAP I ain’t talkin GLOCK

She said boy better arch you BACK then she used that COCK

slimetony collab coming along well I see

polyglotplatypus:

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable

wormsounds:

punchesco:

boatsthatfly:

an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”

ancient but wise mechancobeast

be honest Soviet engineers was there any reason to create something like this other than it being fuckin sick as hell

rizaoftheowls:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

girlswhoarewolves:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

inquisitorpsyduck:

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

You’re missing the best part

aciid–heart:

“Looking extra slim thicc today fellas”