oumazoo:

me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]

66point6:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

misgivings:

misgivings:

I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework

reblog if it’s okay to DM you asking for homework help

gluten-free-pussy:

catchymemes:

Peta put up this Billboard next to Seafood place in Baltimore.

And so it began….

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me