fairy-gay-mother:

lesbian is not a bad word, it is a very pretty word

justsomeantifas:

victoria secrets: pls.. millennials .. please buy bras.. pls. overpriced bras please buy. 70 dollars for 1 bra. pls give for bra. millennials are killing the bra industry. we are dying pls.
me picking up a 6 pack of bralettes for $5 from a grocery store:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

i-will-later-regret-this:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

toujours-fidele:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

restlesslywanderwithme:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

I can help. Try & describe it.

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

…. a worm ?

OH, WORM??

isn’t this the person who forgot what a hermit crab was? 

FUCK YEAH IT IS

always-and-forever-analbeads:

raptorkind:

iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

We’ve got one, too. We call it “man humping bear

corpus christi doesn’t have one that’s sexual, but we do have “surfin’ jesus”

“COWABUNGA, BRETHREN!”

knaives:

this ones for the lesbians