always-and-forever-analbeads:

raptorkind:

iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

We’ve got one, too. We call it “man humping bear

corpus christi doesn’t have one that’s sexual, but we do have “surfin’ jesus”

“COWABUNGA, BRETHREN!”