skwhy:

sweet–tooth:

skwhy:

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

Whoa whoa whoa wait just one minute you are missing out on all the upsides of keeping them alive. With all the pedophiles we have in captivity (and the ones hopefully soon to come) we could:

  • phase out animal testing by using pedos instead
  • use them for practice models for surgeons in training
  • Bring back the Colosseum and make them fight each other or ferocious animals for our amusement*

  • save the lives of countless crash test dummies
  • Save millions of dollars on bomb defusing robots

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when you’re dealing with such a plethora of expendable “assets”.

*I know this one is pretty inhumane but with ticket sales alone I figure we could give those wonderful animals the best health care money can buy.

130,000+ notes and youre the only one to actually find a good couple of reasons to keep pedophiles alive

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