redfoxflying:

earthly-chairs:

mudbloodedslytherin:

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes?
Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus.
Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting!
Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

Satan: turn these stones into bread

Jesus: bold of you to assume that man can live on bread alone

#satan: yeet yourself from this high place for the angels will surely catch you#jesus: i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch