nayx:

killuo:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

patrexes:

kai-ni:

Ya’ll know that ‘my cat and I are both blind’ post?

It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.

Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,

1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and

the final 3rd is people saying ‘op is a necrophile’ which. lemme tell you I’ve been to OP’s blog and yea. they are. post ruined

i mean if you’ve gone to my blog, you’ll actually know i’m not, technically speaking, a necrophile, because i have absolutely no interest in fucking a corpse. i have a “used as a sex toy while dead” fantasy sitch, but that’s not necrophilia on my end. corpses aren’t necrophiles, they’re corpses. so, like, jot that down.

if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.

i don’t know for sure as i’ve, yknow, never tried, and don’t intend to. but i’m sure your intrusive thoughts and sexual fantasies are much more ideologically pure than mine are, so judge away. ✌🏼

I can’t imagine saying any of this and not being embarrassed and ashamed to my core.

Didnt think this post could get any worse

ill be on twitter